It’s been a few months since I posted some of the funny things my kids say, but there have been some true classics lately, so I had to share.
Boy – “[Classmate] has brown skin. So his skin is busy. It has a lot of melon.”
Me – (thinking really hard about whether said classmate is made of cantaloupe) “oh you mean melanin.”
Boy – “yeah, melon. And my skin is light so it’s not busy, I don’t have a lot of melon.”
Girl – “I be right back, you hold my bag.” Yes, boss. I am suddenly very aware of how those husbands in department stores must feel.
Boy, after getting in trouble with his daddy – “if you tell me no I’m running away.” He’s 4, aren’t we a little young to start this drama???
Girl, spying the sliced tomatoes on the table for breakfast: “Can I have a tomapato?”
Boy, looking at his light-up globe and talking about countries/continents: “That’s Antlanticartica, where the penguins live.”
Girl: “I still sleeping.” (getting up and closing her door in my face as I tried to wake her up for daycare. Almost 3 going on almost 13. Help.
Girl: “I not talking to you, I’m talking to Daddy.” Definitely full of ‘spirit.’
Boy, after being put in his room for time out. “That’s not fair! You’re not being nice to me!” Get used to it kid.
Girl, home sick with an icky cold: “mommy, my nose isn’t working.”
Boy, laying in my bed Saturday night watching a movie, calls me into the room: “Mama here, I have a booger for you.” Gee, thanks.
Just a few of the things they’ve had to say for the past few months. What funny things have your kids said recently? Share with us for a fun giggle!
Gotta love those booger presents. They’re special. I got “why can’t you teach the dogs to use the toilet like you teachded me?”
OMG, how adorable! Love the booger present. My son does that all the time :/
Thank you for making me laugh. I was thinking that night that I need to share some doozies the kids have said lately.
Love that pic! And that booger one is too much! lol!
Those are so cute! YOu need to link them up this week:) Haha- that is not fair. You are not being nice to me,lol!
So funny!! I need to do a better job recording the crazy things they say – there have been some doozies lately. Along the booger line, my 20 month old daughter has taken to picking up random things off the floor or unidentifiable disgusting objects, handing them to me and saying, “Ewwwww!” She does the same thing with bugs. Gee, I have noo idea where she gets it from
Too funny! Love the booger comment. I have a mysterious offender who keeps wiping them on the walls. When I figure out which one it is there will be some serious wall scrubbing take place!